(No. 2 pencil is not required)
1. The healthcare dilemma is well-known. Everybody uses the healthcare system but not everyone pays for it. So what to do about the 50 million moochers? There are four possibilities. Choose one.
A. Give them some level of care, paid for by the rest of us. (What we do now.)
B. Deny them care.
C. Force people to pay for their own health care. (Obamacare.)
D. Shoot them.
If you selected "A" then you are a good liberal because being liberal is about giving people a free ride. If you selected "B" then you are a good conservative because nobody should get a free ride. If you picked "C" then you are either a bad conservative or a bad liberal or from Japan, Holland or Switzerland (countries which have mandated insurance programs). If you selected "D" then you probably participate in a neighborhood watch program.
2. Discussion Question (optional). I've included a photograph showing a nutritious plate of grilled squash, radishes, red bell peppers and yellow curry chicken. Please discuss it as it relates to Dick Cheney's heart transplant.
This post is worth it simply for the neighborhood watch line. Classic!
I vote for shipping the moochers (including Dick Cheney, as he's had, like, 40 heart surgeries to the tune of 4 million dollars) off to a small island for 6 months survivor style. Then, whoever is still left - then make them pay.
P.S. - I think you bought that food at Whole Foods.
Posted by: Scott Tiernan | 30 March 2012 at 04:57 AM